Tally Traveled to New York by way of the China-town bus: a study in taking your own advice.

1)Research your options

Check. Unfortunately, not living in a major city, my options were more limited than if I lived somewhere with better transport hubs like New York or Baltimore. Still, where I live is large enough to be serviced by one of small China-town lines mentioned in the previous article. With a round trip ticket costing only 35$ total, it was nearly 30$ cheaper than a fare from a national bus company, and 73$ less than even the least expensive train tickets.

As far as assessing the quality of my ride went, I had it easy. I was fortunate in that a great number of friends and acquaintances had already used this bus service, and found the experience, if not exactly pleasant, at least palatable. Thus, my decision was made.

2)Approach the bus-trip experience with the right attitude

Having traveled by bus before, I didn't have to do too much adjusting. Experience had taught me that while traveling by bus is certainly less glamorous than going by plane and less comfortable than going by train, it is generally a far cry from that had been painted to me before. --Provided you don't have too far to go.

Really, I rather looked forward to not having to drive and watch the road, band to instead spend the two and a half hours of travel time listening to Man...or Astro-man? while I worked on some drafting.

3)Come early, but expect delays

Check and check. I was there about forty minutes early to be sure I'd have time to buy a ticket at the window. The bus was about twenty minutes late, but I figured it would be, so it wasn't that serious.

4)Don't sit too close to the bathroom

Check.

5)Remember your manners

Check, but it really only came up once. When boarding the departing the bus, there no seats available that were next to an unoccupied seat. When taking my seat, I simply asked the woman I was going to sit down next to if she minded if I sat there. She replied "not at all; by all means". Both of us spent the trip occupied with our headphones on, so for better or worse, our exchange ended there. Nonetheless, I tried to bear in mind the basic civility of not encroaching on her personal space or disturbing her from her work during the journey, and she regarded me with the same courtesy. As far as I know we both had a pleasant trip.

6)Pack a snack

Check. Man was I ever so glad I did! Having generally missed breakfast, I brought a bag full of walnuts and a biscotti. Brunch wasn't had until about an hour and a half, two hours until after my arrival. When I did get to my omelet, I was hungry for it, but I would have been ravenous and cranky had I not had a nosh on the bus.

7)Bring something to do

Check. Generally I bring a notebook with me wherever I go, so naturally I brought one on the bus. While I didn't do any heavy writing, I had plenty of time to work on drafting out some ideas that had been kicking around during the week. Being less distracted on the bus than I would have been at home, I may have actually gotten more done in two hours than I would have at my desk.

8)Bring some tunes

Check. Everything is better with surf rock. Including bus rides.

9)Don't reward aggressive behavior by responding to it

This was, on this trip at least, a total non-issue. I faced no hostilities from my fellow passengers and I never have on inter-state bus trips. I have dealt with them on my morning public-transit commute to work, but in those situations I've just ignored them. Typically they respond to a non-response with some disparaging comment (curiously enough, almost always regarding my sunglasses), and then move on to attempting to rile up someone else.

Admittedly, it kind of kills my pride to have someone behave badly to me or anyone else, and have them get away with it, but I know that it isn't worth getting in a scuffle in an enclosed, moving space with a (more often than not, drunk) stranger.

10) Be cool and keep calm

Number 10 is another item that didn't really come up that weekend. Everything went smoothly, I arrived at my destination on time, and alighted in front of Macy's on 34th with a minimum of hassle.

So what were you doing in New York anyway?

Who wants to know?
No, seriously, who wants to know?

I was visiting a friend, and attending Siren Fest, the free summer music festival at Coney Island, put on by The Village Voice. Free music, a sea breeze and the Wonder Wheel! All in all, a fairly cheap and very cheerful way to spend a summer Saturday!


Workin' our way to the front.


The famous Cyclone


And of course, the Wonder Wheel.

COMING UP NEXT, THE CHEAP AND CHEERFUL GUIDE TO DRINKING AT HOME: A TWO PARTER

TALLY ROSE'S TOP TEN BUS TRIP SURVIVAL TIPS

1) Research your options

While perhaps one of the most widely spread and widely used, you're usually not limited to just "Going Greyhound", there are many other, often even more economical options! If you're in the Northeastern Corridor, most major and some medium sized cities have a "Chinatown" bus. These smaller, privately operated bus lines often offer more, if not the most competitive pricing of your options. Also, there are budget lines like Boltbus an Megabus operating out of major cities. Though sometimes more expensive than the Chinatown lines, they frequently offer amenities like Wifi.

2) Approach the bus-trip experience with the right attitude

Recognize that bus travel is not always the chicest or fastest mode of transport. What you lose in time, you save in cost and so vice versa. Also, with more and more people trying to save money these days, the bus can get pretty crowded.

That doesn't mean riding the bus has to be awful! It can be a good way to get a better look at the scenery of the area you're traveling.

This weekend I got a great view of the green fields and forests of.... NEW JERSEY


3) Come early, but expect delays

It's always best to arrive early, so that you are certain to make your
bus. Also, this allows you the chance to get a better seat and make
sure that there is room for your luggage.

However, buses may often be delayed due to things like engine breakdowns, inspections, inclement weather and heavy traffic. This can be endlessly frustrating, but simply being aware that delays are possible makes the occurrence itself much more bearable.

4) Don't sit too close to the bathroom

Just trust me on this one.

5) Remember your manners

Sitting down next to a stranger can be awkward, but it's generally much less awkward if you first ask "may I sit here" or even just "is anyone else sitting here?". It's rare anyone will say no, especially without reason (such as their friend who happened to be behind you in the boarding line, will be sitting there). Remember being mannered doesn't mean being a doormat; being mannered may not even mean being nice. Still, basic manners and civilities often make any social situation more bearable if not more pleasant, and many will appreciate the effort.

6) Pack a snack

This is especially important if you have a long journey! You never know how long the distance between stops at rest areas may be. Also, if you have any dietary needs or restrictions there may not be anything you are able or willing to eat available, even if your bus does make a rest stop. Finally, though bus breakdowns are hardly an everyday occurrence, they still happen! If you have to wait for repairs to be made or another bus to arrive to continue your journey, the wait will be much more bearable if you have something to eat in the mean time.

7) Bring something to do

It is much easier to deal with sitting in one space for a few to several hours if you have something to do. Using the time on the bus to be productive can not only reduce boredom but may also alleviate the feeling that time that could be spent at your destination, is wasted traveling. As mentioned previously, the bus is not the fastest or most stylish way to travel. However, with a little forethought, the time in transit may be put to good use by getting some paper work for home or office taken care of, or engaging in a portable craft such as knitting, or reading.

8) Bring some tunes

Number 8 is similar to item number 7 in that bringing along a personal music player, or headphones for your super fancy phone that apparently plays MP3s, helps to alleviate boredom. Headphones great and small can also save you some unwanted conversations; people are less likely to approach you for small talk about the wonders of where you're going/current events/sex tourism, if your ears are otherwise already engaged.

9) Don't reward aggressive behavior by responding to it

In the event that another passenger or passengers behave aggressively or belligerently towards you, do not respond and move. Move, and alert the driver. It is incredibly tempting to repay such jack-assery in kind, but nothing gives the jerk in question more satisfaction than seeing you riled. This is yet another good reason to bring along some headphones that go to 11. Moving and alerting the driver are not actually required, but I would highly recommend doing both if you genuinely feel threatened or endangered.

10) Be cool and keep calm

The most important thing to remember when making that leisurely journey down the highway, is to keep cool and roll with the punches.

Odds are good that there will be something that does not go quite right. The bus might be on the late side; the bathroom might be broken. However, simply knowing that these mishaps are a possibility, you are already prepared to deal with them on some level. It is always a good idea to consider the things that may go awry during travel, and prepare a course of action. Thinking about such issues ahead of time will also help you to identify and accept the situations that you can do little more than wait out.

Remember, all travel involves some kind of cost, and some kind of risk! All things considered, especially when costs are considered, the bus is not so bad so long as you can spend the time on the road. With some small preparations you may ensure an agreeable, pleasant, and relatively comfortable journey!

THIS WEEKEND: A PERSONAL ACCOUNT