Saturday, July 31, 2010

The Cheap and Cheerful Guide to Drinking at Home, Part 1: 5 ways drinking at home can be better than drinking in a bar

Ever since the crash, it would seem that those among us lucky enough to be considering their options for social leisures, are trying to stick around the house more a little these days. This can, at times, be kind of a drag. One of the luxuries in life is going out: out to eat, out to drink, out to somewhere, where someone else, is taking care of the details. But this can get expensive. While I would never advocate abstaining entirely from going out to dine or drink, I would like to submit for your consideration, a brief list of reasons that suggests sometimes, it's just better at home.

5 WAYS DRINKING AT HOME CAN BE BETTER THAN DRINKING IN A BAR


1) You have control over the playlist and the atmosphere

In the comfort of your living room, there is generally no crappy Dave Matthews cover-band to be screaming over in order to tell your friends how much you wish this bar would stop booking crappy Dave Matthews cover-bands. If you want to spend the evening (afternoon, whatevs) drinking Maker's and listening to Muddy Waters or early Zeppelin or Ke$ha (hey it's your living room fella), all you have to do, is pour the drinks and drop the needle on the turntable. Or plug in the iPod. It's entirely up to you really. You lucky drinkin' dog you.

2) You can serve and drink whatever libations you like

Drinking at your house means you're not limited to whatever varities or brands of liquor stocked by your usual watering hole. Also, you're free to be creative in your choice of cocktail. Do you want a Dirty Frenchman, but your barman is unfamiliar with the term or refuses to believe it's a real drink? No worries friend, so long as you've got the necessary components in your cabinets, you're free to drink as many as you like. Or as many as you can. Whichever comes first.

3) Drinking at home is often more economical

That's the polite way of saying, it's cheaper bruv. For many, this will be the most compelling reason to keep your drinking on your property.

4) You don't have to worry about driving home later

Driving drunk should be avoided at all costs! What better way to eliminate this risk, than by not beginning your bacchanalia until you've reached your final destination for the evening?

5) You know exactly where all the exits and toilets are located

One of the downsides to drinking at home, is related to many of its advantages; because it is less expensive, and you don't have to worry about driving home at the end of the night, drinking in the comfort of one's abode (or one's friend's abode) makes some people more prone to indulging excessively. There is a point in such excessive indulgence, when certain consequences become highly likely if not inevitable. While Cheap and Cheerful urges you to drink responsibly, we recognize that disgorging at home is much more comfortable and much less embarrassing than doing so in a bar. Especially if you puke on the bar.

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